Insect Jokes
What do baby insects ride in? Baby buggies
What kind of insects can dance? Jitterbugs
What do you call a huge bug dance? A ball
Which bug is related to you? Your Aunt
What did the mother grasshopper say to her children? Hop to it!
What kind of insect sleeps the most? Bed bugs
How does a bee brush its hair? With it’s honeycomb
What kind of bugs can you find in a clock? Ticks
What language do ticks speak? Tick talk
What bugs are the sweetest? Honey bees
Which bugs are the biggest singers? Humbugs
What kind of music do beetles play? Bee-bop
How are bugs and babies alike? They both creep and crawl
What sport do mosquitoes like best? Skin diving
What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team
What do you call the head of the roach basketball team? The roach coach
What insects are the best builders? Carpenter ants
What kind of insect do you find in a church? Praying mantis
Which insects are always polite? Ladybugs
What do you call a young bee? A baby bee
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? Wanted
to see the butter fly
Where might you buy
bugs? Flea market
What ant is the biggest?
The Giant
When did the fly fly? When the
spider spider.
Why are bees so rich? Because
they sell their honey.
Which insect is the
smartest? Firefly because it’s so bright.
What
kind of bug does a cowboy ride? Horsefly
How
do you start a firefly race? Ready set glow
Which insects are the messiest? Litterbugs
Which insect is the ruler of the insect world? The monarch
What does a moth sleep on? Caterpiller
What do you call little bugs that live on the moon? Lunar ticks
What’s the difference between a cayote and a flee?
One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.
What do you call 2 spiders that just got married? Newlywebs
